Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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