Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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