What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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