I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
