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  VAGINAS EVERYWHERE

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  they're staring at me

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• (239): View more from Florida

  you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...

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• (441): View more from Bermuda-Carib

  You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out

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• (210): View more from Texas

  This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  You've changed since you got that strap on

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.

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