just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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