girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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