do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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