yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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