I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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