This house was built for laser tag.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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