butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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