its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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