TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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