Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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