i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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