I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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