is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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