Christians are straight up FREAKS
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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