Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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