So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize
