I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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