He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Is Oprah even human
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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