why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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