singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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