His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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