it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The power of my boobs compel you
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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