Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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