People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
