I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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