Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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