Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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