belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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