Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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what are you doing with your life
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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