He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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