Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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