Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Pants are for mortals
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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