she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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