I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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