i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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