what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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