Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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