I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
