im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i think i have herpe
just one?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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