Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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