There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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