The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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