Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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