Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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