Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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