no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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