considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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