Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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