do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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