My Higher Power is John Stamos
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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