physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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