Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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