ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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